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Got rear ended this morning while I was sitting at a fucking red light. :smile81:


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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.

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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?

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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?


He wasn't rolling, he was going full steam ahead. "The sun was in my eyes". Fuck face, that's what I visor is for!


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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?


He wasn't rolling, he was going full steam ahead. "The sun was in my eyes". Fuck face, that's what I visor is for!


Oh fuck, so you got slammed from behind..... :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

Visor, glasses, fuck, generally you slow the fuck down and focus when the sun is fucking you, stupid mothafucka.

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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?


He wasn't rolling, he was going full steam ahead. "The sun was in my eyes". Fuck face, that's what I visor is for!


Oh fuck, so you got slammed from behind..... :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

Visor, glasses, fuck, generally you slow the fuck down and focus when the sun is fucking you, stupid mothafucka.



Exactly. So the cops had to get involved, all that shit.


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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?


He wasn't rolling, he was going full steam ahead. "The sun was in my eyes". Fuck face, that's what I visor is for!


Oh fuck, so you got slammed from behind..... :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

Visor, glasses, fuck, generally you slow the fuck down and focus when the sun is fucking you, stupid mothafucka.



Exactly. So the cops had to get involved, all that shit.


Well hopefully you aint gonna feel no whip last...and hopefully you was clean at the time :lol: . You'll probably be fine, whiplash is bullshit. I slid into a tree at fairly moderate speed, air bags deployed and everything. No whiplash, no lasting effects.

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 Post subject: Re: Mothafucka
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Annoying shit man. This happened to me, and the fuck drove off, which promptly turned into a car chase.



Luckily for him he didn't try that shit. But annoying as fuck.


It happens man. I gave a broad a love tap waiting for her to turn before. People lose focus sometimes. Whats the damage? Was he rolling fast?


He wasn't rolling, he was going full steam ahead. "The sun was in my eyes". Fuck face, that's what I visor is for!


Oh fuck, so you got slammed from behind..... :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

Visor, glasses, fuck, generally you slow the fuck down and focus when the sun is fucking you, stupid mothafucka.



Exactly. So the cops had to get involved, all that shit.


Well hopefully you aint gonna feel no whip last...and hopefully you was clean at the time :lol: . You'll probably be fine, whiplash is bullshit. I slid into a tree at fairly moderate speed, air bags deployed and everything. No whiplash, no lasting effects.



Yeah, I;m feeling fine, other than just a little tight. Just the hassle of it all.


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