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But while we're here, why not make room for a little rape joke...what's the best part about rape in the snow?

It looks like a snow angel when you're done!


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Almost broke my gah damned back this morning. Snowed yesterday afternoon, got 6-8 inches. then over night, the temps increased, and it rained for a few hours. Then, before dawn, the temps dropped, and all that shit just froze solid. The shit at the end of my driveway laughed at my snowblower. Broke my shovel moving shit. If to pick up boulders of ice and move them manually. Fuck...snow.


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Almost broke my gah damned back this morning. Snowed yesterday afternoon, got 6-8 inches. then over night, the temps increased, and it rained for a few hours. Then, before dawn, the temps dropped, and all that shit just froze solid. The shit at the end of my driveway laughed at my snowblower. Broke my shovel moving shit. If to pick up boulders of ice and move them manually. Fuck...snow.


I dont know why we dont just fuck with snow blowers.

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Almost broke my gah damned back this morning. Snowed yesterday afternoon, got 6-8 inches. then over night, the temps increased, and it rained for a few hours. Then, before dawn, the temps dropped, and all that shit just froze solid. The shit at the end of my driveway laughed at my snowblower. Broke my shovel moving shit. If to pick up boulders of ice and move them manually. Fuck...snow.


I dont know why we dont just fuck with snow blowers.


I got one, and its usually adequate for the job, but the ice wall the fucking plow deposited at the end of my driveway was damn near solid ice. Mine couldn't even begin to fuck with it. Might be the year to go get a beast.


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A mutha you can sit in and drive lol. Madd cheddar, but you know the snow aint fuckin with that.

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This dude right here aint worryin about a mfin thing!

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A mutha you can sit in and drive lol. Madd cheddar, but you know the snow aint fuckin with that.

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This dude right here aint worryin about a mfin thing!



Gah damn right he ain't.


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You beat me to the bump Austin. As originally posted...FUCK SNOW


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im gonna go outside in a few and make a snow man. :happy:

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im gonna go outside in a few and make a snow man. :happy:


Covid is outside. :lol:

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Let me know where it is so my dog can piss on it


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Let me know where it is so my dog can piss on it


the covid or the snowman??

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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.

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never shovel on a full stomach. i know that now. :kopfpatsch: :rofl:

that was fun. my girls had a blast. just like i did with my brothers back in the day. I love the snow. There's a preliminary forecast for snow next Friday/Saturday. give me a fucking avalanche. :smile81:

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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.


straight shoveling or you got a machine??

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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.


straight shoveling or you got a machine??


What type of question is that man. Straight shoveling, my arms are numb right now.

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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.


straight shoveling or you got a machine??


What type of question is that man. Straight shoveling, my arms are numb right now.


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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.


straight shoveling or you got a machine??


What type of question is that man. Straight shoveling, my arms are numb right now.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup:


wasnt you talking up the idea of using snow blowers, just like 10 posts above?? :hearty-laugh:

i do the caveman shit cause its more cost effective and great excercise. but i aint thumbing my nose down on those who make life easier via the machinery. white dude in that pic look mad comfy. that'll be me one day. :P

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I'll tell you what man, a lot of fucking snow. I'm not going to fuck around and not keep it real, my entire body body hurts right now.

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Took me and my stepson about 2 hours, corner lot and two car garage driveway, not bad, not easy either.


straight shoveling or you got a machine??


What type of question is that man. Straight shoveling, my arms are numb right now.


:lol: :lol: :thumbup:


wasnt you talking up the idea of using snow blowers, just like 10 posts above?? :hearty-laugh:

i do the caveman shit cause its more cost effective and great excercise. but i aint thumbing my nose down on those who make life easier via the machinery. white dude in that pic look mad comfy. that'll be me one day. :P


Ya man, i thumbs up because I rate the cave man movement. I have a large drive way at a corner so not only do I gotta fuck with my driveway but I gotta deal with the large pile that the plows leave especially high at the bottom. Also being on the corner, I have 2 sidewalks that we are legally mandated to clean or else be responsible for if ppl get hurt. I aint see no snow blower sale yet! Lol but I see shovels on sale all the fuckin time, and I break those bitches annually.

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I'll tell you what man, a lot of fucking snow. I'm not going to fuck around and not keep it real, my entire body body hurts right now.


Yea it makes you feel different muscles man. All them small joints in between the big muscles be on fire.

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I got the beastliest of all beast of snowblowers.
Honda tracked with a hydrostatic drive.
This fucka will throw snow and ice.
Its overbuilt I love it.

2.5 hrs on the blower and 1 hour on the shovel today.
Decks aren't done....snow still on the roof but when it comes off that's another 2or3 tons that's gonna get shoveled. Decks take about an hour each depending.

Livin' in the north land ain't easy.


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Ya i get the impression you have more shit to shovel than all of us, plus yous an old man :lol: respectfully :lol:

I dont mind the snow so much. It's when moisture gets in there makes that shit crazy heavy or you get that layer of ice on the bottom, now you have to throw your whole body out tryna push thru the shit. :evil:

Yall gettin shit on though, we aint got no snow up here right now.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Old I am gettin'
But this old man can work.
Got soft hands these days.
This old man can shovel 2 or 3 times what a normal man can over the course of an 1hr or more. :D
Make it 2 or more hours and I still go...3-5 times a normal man.

If you don't do it often it can beat you the fuck up.

We got 1 1/2 ft to 2ft....Driveway is about 80 meters long. Snowbanks have been up to 6 ft along the driveways some years. I once had to emergency hand shovel that fucking driveway one year because the snowblower on the tractor broke. It took 3 hours of frantic work just to get a car width path down.

I should post some of the winter pics around here.


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But this old man can work.
Got soft hands these days.
This old man can shovel 2 or 3 times what a normal man can over the course of an 1hr or more. :D
Make it 2 or more hours and I still go...3-5 times a normal man.

If you don't do it often it can beat you the fuck up.

We got 1 1/2 ft to 2ft....Driveway is about 80 meters long. Snowbanks have been up to 6 ft along the driveways some years. I once had to emergency hand shovel that fucking driveway one year because the snowblower on the tractor broke. It took 3 hours of frantic work just to get a car width path down.

I should post some of the winter pics around here.


Respectfully, Brother, Respectfully, :hearty-laugh: I know you aint no bitch!!! :hearty-laugh: 2 ft is some nasty shit!

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