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 Post subject: Re: Fuck Snow
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What is this white stuff you speak of ? Lol

I think the most I’ve seen anywhere I’ve lived is in 1973 or whenever. Probably 12 inches or so in middle Ga.

The only time I’ve been snow skiing was in Colorado. Snow is cold and I dressed accordingly. There were people snowing in short pants and I was dressed up like a fucking Canadian.


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i thought i was gonna die today so maybe i dont lime the snow anymore. :rofl:

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i thought i was gonna die today so maybe i dont lime the snow anymore. :rofl:


BITCH!!!! :lol:

Glad you okay man!

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idk. the setting might be right for a few drinks tonight. then I'll share my horrific tale of horror. if not, then not. i just dont remember the last time i spoke out loud in fear and sounded like the biggest sissy man ever. :hearty-laugh:

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there's a war going on outside, no man is safe from. :rofl:

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fuck the snow. that shit was never my friend. :finger:

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fucking got stuck twice. car sliding backwards down hill. shoveling in the middle of the street and running up snowy hills like im fucking Rocky Balboa. worst fucking day. but its cool. i always overcome.

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yo. :rofl:

so around here we always do the common courtesy thing with the parking spots. you busted your ass digging the spot out, especially with this fucking blizzard, you put your little chair or garbage can, whatever, and people respect it. so my wife stepped out, she leaves a chair on the parking spot obviously. tell me why i look outside and see a lil pick up with the big shovel attached to the front of it, beside our spot, and i see him removing the chair. bruh i practically teleported outside. this dude got it all fucked up. :rofl: ....but misunderstanding. dude said he was just quickly gonna shovel some of the snow further down along the curb in order to free up a few more spots. he's gonna put the chair back when he's done. nice guy. :rofl:

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yo. :rofl:

so around here we always do the common courtesy thing with the parking spots. you busted your ass digging the spot out, especially with this fucking blizzard, you put your little chair or garbage can, whatever, and people respect it. so my wife stepped out, she leaves a chair on the parking spot obviously. tell me why i look outside and see a lil pick up with the big shovel attached to the front of it, beside our spot, and i see him removing the chair. bruh i practically teleported outside. this dude got it all fucked up. :rofl: ....but misunderstanding. dude said he was just quickly gonna shovel some of the snow further down along the curb in order to free up a few more spots. he's gonna put the chair back when he's done. nice guy. :rofl:


Mr Plow was fuckin with your shit :hearty-laugh:

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I'm still waiting for my landscaper to dig my ass out, I analyzed the amount of snow and considering I have a corner lot that wraps around giving me double the curb space to manage, along with the 2 car garage... Not gonna fuck up my back with the shovel.
2022 bringing in a snow blower.
It takes everything I have to not go out there ans shovel that shit, but it's not worth the energy when the landscaper can knock that shit out in 15 minutes.
Fuck it, I think some of the accumulated snow on my side exceeds 3 feet. Shit was overkill.

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I'm still waiting for my landscaper to dig my ass out, I analyzed the amount of snow and considering I have a corner lot that wraps around giving me double the curb space to manage, along with the 2 car garage... Not gonna fuck up my back with the shovel.
2022 bringing in a snow blower.
It takes everything I have to not go out there ans shovel that shit, but it's not worth the energy when the landscaper can knock that shit out in 15 minutes.
Fuck it, I think some of the accumulated snow on my side exceeds 3 feet. Shit was overkill.



shit man. im taking today and tomorrow off from work. im wrecked. next time i need to find me some lil kids looking to make a quick 20 bucks,. or a homeless man. there some cars that are completely buried to where you can hardly see that there's a car there. not exaggerating. shit is insane.

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LOL yall always get more snow than us, it's hilarious. We aint gettin' shit right now!

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You know what the funny thing is A, and please add this to the pussy moments for BHO, I fucking strained my upper back sneezing this morning. :rofl:
Listen man, I've gone from 241 to 225 on this Peleton shit, and I have a 17 year old step son and this little nigga is made of rubber and I stay fucking him up with crunch, plank and lifting challenges, but in doing so I think I fucked up my back and the sneeze this morning was the straw that broke the motherfucking camels back.
So my decision to skip on this shoveling shit was one of my better decisions, but the sneezing and tweakage of the upper back is a pussy moment at its finest
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You know what the funny thing is A, and please add this to the pussy moments for BHO, I fucking strained my upper back sneezing this morning. :rofl:
Listen man, I've gone from 241 to 225 on this Peleton shit, and I have a 17 year old step son and this little nigga is made of rubber and I stay fucking him up with crunch, plank and lifting challenges, but in doing so I think I fucked up my back and the sneeze this morning was the straw that broke the motherfucking camels back.
So my decision to skip on this shoveling shit was one of my better decisions, but the sneezing and tweakage of the upper back is a pussy moment at its finest
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BIIIIIIITCH!!! :hearty-laugh:

I tried to run a pedestrian pass push of a TV stand a few weeks ago and fucked my back up so bad that even tho its better now I still feel some kind of nerve pain in my left thigh from it.

But sneezing??? The fuck happened Iron Man? The fuck happened Mr Peleton??? :hearty-laugh:

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We old brahs. Gotta double think some of the basic shit we do. Stretches before everything man, stretch before you sneeze :lol:

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remember when Sammy Sosa said he tweaked his back off of a sneeze, and he had to miss some games and got clowned for it?? na man i believe you. ive experienced that as well. idk how bad it was for you, it wasn't some debilitating shit for me when it happened, but definitely some significant discomfort.

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We old brahs. Gotta double think some of the basic shit we do. Stretches before everything man, stretch before you sneeze :lol:


i always realize this after the fact. i mean i pretty much had no choice in the matter in terms of all the shoveling i did. i had like 4 different hard shoveling sessions and i dont like to pace myself and take my time. its balls to the wall until im done and i feel fine in the moment. afterwards, not so much. :hearty-laugh:

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where the fuck is E, he always hits this thread when a snow storm happens. if im on some fuck the snow attitude after professing my love for it, that motherfucker probably snapped for real this time. :lol:

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Truth...your back...shoveling...and cycling. The answer is planks. The exercise. Hindu pushups too. I used to laugh at that shit until I did them. Holy fuck what a difference they make. Planks will make you stronger on the bike too...fuck man...stronger in everything.

10-20min is all it takes...different ways to target all of it.

But yea....FUCK SNOW. Its just annoying and I've had too many mishaps in the shit of all kinds.


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V.. I do at least one plank every day, I don't know what the fuck happened man. lol
I know yesterday I did a 30 minute HIIT and Hills and interval on the bike, but that's just regular shit for me, and then I had a little ci test with my stepson on some varieted crunches and caught a body, but the sneeze bodied me today.

Yo A, this shit hurts. I'm working through it because I really can't not work, but as soon as I'm done working wifey is putting the heating pad on me, and I'll stretch before jumping on the bike. You heard it right, I'm hitting that shit.

In the snow tip, the guys came and did my sidewalk, their machine couldn't plow through my drive way :rofl:
They gotta come back with the truck.
I made the right call, I would have been in the hospital lol

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. I'm working through it because I really can't not work


shiiiiiiit, just watch me. in all my glory. gettin' my moemoney on. :rofl:

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more snow today. :rofl:

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Damn snow. Hands frozen. Light headed. Wind blowing. Just out there long enough to be cold and not get warmed up. snow reallocation. Its gettin' DEEP.


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I aint chirpin snow, but it's been gettin cold as fuck now. We got the feeling like -20C with the windchill forecast up here right now, which is 12 F for yall.

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