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So my Pops lame ass wife bought us all the DNA kit for Christmas . My results just came back, and they are:

23%Iberian Península (Spain)

18% Irish/Scotland/Wales

18% west Africa (Mali)

11% Nigerian lol

9% Native American

Some other African shit and the rest just complied of 13 different unverifiable regions.


That Nigerian shit thru me off I can’t stand Nigerians always complaining about some shit (I used to work retail :lol: )


Anyway there it is. It feels so good to know now, I have a home .

I wonder if I can get some of that casino money from them indians :eusa_think:


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So my Pops lame ass wife bought us all the DNA kit for Christmas . My results just came back, and they are:

23%Iberian Península (Spain)

18% Irish/Scotland/Wales

22% west Africa (Mali)


Ahhhhhhh! :hearty-laugh: This African Highland mutherfucker :lol: You fuckin Mongrel you!!! :hearty-laugh:

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How does that shit work? Do they send your DNA away? I aint sendin my DNA anywhere my dick dont go!

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Wassup....my NIGGAH!!! :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Yea you swab and send that shit super sealed packaging. They probably cloning us all


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Yea you swab and send that shit super sealed packaging. They probably cloning us all


Yeaaahhh fuck that. Gonna wake up one day and see you with a gun pointing at you.

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:lol: you're done buddy!!!! I guess you can chirp Nigerians officially now because you one of dem muthafuckaz!!!!! :lol: :lol: Next time you on that shit just tell em, ayo im 11% Nigerian :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh: tell em you took the test!!!

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Nigerian! :lol: You been an uncle Tom ass nigga for a while now, dissin ya own country men!!!

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Embrace it homie. I've told that the Irish and the Scottish have been known to get into everybodies fucking gene pool, I have a bit of it, hell my last name is scottish, came into my family once in Jamaica, got wedded out, and then wedded back in! And all those islands, puerto, cuba, all of them are all slavery+native+colonial anyway, so it all explains all of your dna.

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I was always kinda interested in one of these tests but I damn sure ain't giving my DNA away to some company. I guess I'm weird about this shit but they can pretty much do as they please with your DNA after they give you your results. So if your DNA happened to contain the cure for cancer or aids or some shit like that and they sell it, you won't be seeing a penny of it.


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I was always kinda interested in one of these tests but I damn sure ain't giving my DNA away to some company. I guess I'm weird about this shit but they can pretty much do as they please with your DNA after they give you your results. So if your DNA happened to contain the cure for cancer or aids or some shit like that and they sell it, you won't be seeing a penny of it.


You aint weird bruh, you a smart rational thinkin motherfucker.

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So I had to read this book called the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks for school like 10 years ago. It's based on some real shit. This lady Henrietta was a poor black lady that died here in Baltimore of cancer in the 50's or something and before she died, Johns Hopkins took DNA samples from her and found her cells have unique properties and stuff and have been using them ever since then for all kinds of biomedical engineering shit and her kids and her kids' kids don't see any kind of compensation for it.

Also earlier in the football season, they had the Ravens org sponsoring similar DNA tests on their website and on TV and shit. Like, WTF do the Ravens have to do with this shit anyway? They on some shit and probably working with Johns Hopkins too lol so fuck that. Around that time on the local news they had a lawyer advising people against sending your DNA to them cuz the same shit might happen to you.


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I hear you, but what your saying in essence is you don’t want to cure cancer or aids than?! Or only if your compensated?! :eusa_think: :kopfpatsch: :lol: I read that book too and yea she got screwed but really her cells have helped millions and now Oprah made a movie or whatever out of it so her family finally getting paid. And I know they had to get something off that book.

What are you Swords?! For some reason I always thought you were Filipino or some shit ?! :lol: :lol: I don’t know where I got that from but is it accurate?


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Filipino???? Swords....is wHITE to my understandin! :lol:

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I hear you, but what your saying in essence is you don’t want to cure cancer or aids than?! Or only if your compensated?! :eusa_think: :kopfpatsch: :lol: I read that book too and yea she got screwed but really her cells have helped millions and now Oprah made a movie or whatever out of it so her family finally getting paid. And I know they had to get something off that book.

What are you Swords?! For some reason I always thought you were Filipino or some shit ?! :lol: :lol: I don’t know where I got that from but is it accurate?


Why you always truckin for the system Ice??? :lol: A black man outta know better :cool:

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I hear you, but what your saying in essence is you don’t want to cure cancer or aids than?! Or only if your compensated?! :eusa_think: :kopfpatsch: :lol: I read that book too and yea she got screwed but really her cells have helped millions and now Oprah made a movie or whatever out of it so her family finally getting paid. And I know they had to get something off that book.

What are you Swords?! For some reason I always thought you were Filipino or some shit ?! :lol: :lol: I don’t know where I got that from but is it accurate?


LOL why u gotta say it like that? But If I got the cure for cancer hell yeah I better be getting paid for it! :lol:

Yeah I am filipino, I guess I've mentioned that a couple times on the old board. That's kind of why I'm curious about the ancestry thing cuz we're also mixed with a lot of different shit. I mean I'd probably take one if they did it right in front of me and then threw everyhing in a fire when they were done lol


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Filipino???? Swords....is wHITE to my understandin! :lol:


:lol: nah bro why'd u think that lol


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Filipino???? Swords....is wHITE to my understandin! :lol:


:lol: nah bro why'd u think that lol


Awww shiit man, I could sworn you was! Not that it matters, but my bad bro! :lol: :lol: I didnt even know we had any filipinos on the board mang! Just got the impression that you was a cool mf white dude. You aint 'act white' or nothin :lol:

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Some test tube dude that looks exactly like Ice is about to claim some Wheel of Fortune money.

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Ice is black?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Yea you swab and send that shit super sealed packaging. They probably cloning us all


or you're probably sending your DNA to absoluetly nowhere and get sent back some random set of results.

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DNA is just too sensitive to put in an envelope and trust that it wont come back to haunt you.

Next thing you know the FBI knockin at your door say they found your DNA on some dead body in nebraska.

You wake up with a twin in front of you.

Or some broad claiming that the baby is yours. It's 2018, anything is possible. No thanks, Im game if that analysis can be done in my presence and the sample can be destroyed in front of me.

Otherwise, My blood is African with a hint of Scottish/Irish that made way through Jamaica and Cuba for a few hundred years before we took a fuckin airplane to Toronto.

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DNA is just too sensitive to put in an envelope and trust that it wont come back to haunt you.

Next thing you know the FBI knockin at your door say they found your DNA on some dead body in nebraska.

You wake up with a twin in front of you.

Or some broad claiming that the baby is yours. It's 2018, anything is possible. No thanks, Im game if that analysis can be done in my presence and the sample can be destroyed in front of me.

Otherwise, My blood is African with a hint of Scottish/Irish that made way through Jamaica and Cuba for a few hundred years before we took a fuckin airplane to Toronto.



I don't get what peoples obsession is with wanting to know this shit. I don't give a god damn fuck.


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DNA is just too sensitive to put in an envelope and trust that it wont come back to haunt you.

Next thing you know the FBI knockin at your door say they found your DNA on some dead body in nebraska.

You wake up with a twin in front of you.

Or some broad claiming that the baby is yours. It's 2018, anything is possible. No thanks, Im game if that analysis can be done in my presence and the sample can be destroyed in front of me.

Otherwise, My blood is African with a hint of Scottish/Irish that made way through Jamaica and Cuba for a few hundred years before we took a fuckin airplane to Toronto.



I don't get what peoples obsession is with wanting to know this shit. I don't give a god damn fuck.


Ya for real, like what the fuck does it matter? If people gave less of a fuck about "race" as a whole except in situations where it is absolutely necessary, shit could get better. I dont give a single sweet fuck about race. I'm fuckin all these hoes out there, serial, parallel, white black brown green stripes, peg legged, all fucks given!

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DNA is just too sensitive to put in an envelope and trust that it wont come back to haunt you.

Next thing you know the FBI knockin at your door say they found your DNA on some dead body in nebraska.

You wake up with a twin in front of you.

Or some broad claiming that the baby is yours. It's 2018, anything is possible. No thanks, Im game if that analysis can be done in my presence and the sample can be destroyed in front of me.

Otherwise, My blood is African with a hint of Scottish/Irish that made way through Jamaica and Cuba for a few hundred years before we took a fuckin airplane to Toronto.



I don't get what peoples obsession is with wanting to know this shit. I don't give a god damn fuck.


Ya for real, like what the fuck does it matter? If people gave less of a fuck about "race" as a whole except in situations where it is absolutely necessary, shit could get better. I dont give a single sweet fuck about race. I'm fuckin all these hoes out there, serial, parallel, white black brown green stripes, peg legged, all fucks given!


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Jermzhi gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking them peg leg pirate bitches.


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