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 Post Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:07 pm 
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I brought this shit up before....and ever since, anytime I put toilet paper on a seat in public or at work, I get Grubers voice that Ive never heard it my head, citing charles bronson and calling me a pussy. :evil:

But it came to a head today at work. Toilets been getting flooded it at work, and the handicap toilet in the mens room is linked to to the same pipe as the womans one, so anytime a moron hopelessly floods a toilet in the mens room and doesnt do anything about it, it floods the womens washroom. SO our director of OPS, a woman, summoned all us in to the meeting room today and chewed us all out, and im fuckin still sour.

I dont know whats wrong with people man.

1. Plunger beside the toilet, you flood the shit, use the plunger and fix it! If you can't fuckin tell somebody.

2. Use the shitter, and leave it in a good state. Dont leave your pubes on it, dont leave your saliva on it, your toilet water, your piss, your sweat, whatever the fuck you do in there, errant pieces of toilet paper, pick that shit up.

3. And most imporant....DONT FUCKIN PISS ON THE SEAT!!! What ignorant fuck, in the presence of urinals, bypasses them so they can piss on the toilet with the seat down??? Fuckin dudes who do this are evil fucking scum, and should be put on the same boat with the perverts and pedos, and shipped off to an island somewhere. Fuck these people man.

Instead now we get the MILF Director of Ops coming in here wagging in finger taking shots at everyones man card.. Id like to put my finger somewhere there...

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You have no idea the ritual info through the rare times I use the job bathroom, it'd ridiculous and requires so much thought and work that I often find myself taking a shit inside a stall with no fucking tissue. Then the fun begins.

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I brought this shit up before....and ever since, anytime I put toilet paper on a seat in public or at work, I get Grubers voice that Ive never heard it my head, citing charles bronson and calling me a pussy. :evil:

But it came to a head today at work. Toilets been getting flooded it at work, and the handicap toilet in the mens room is linked to to the same pipe as the womans one, so anytime a moron hopelessly floods a toilet in the mens room and doesnt do anything about it, it floods the womens washroom. SO our director of OPS, a woman, summoned all us in to the meeting room today and chewed us all out, and im fuckin still sour.

I dont know whats wrong with people man.

1. Plunger beside the toilet, you flood the shit, use the plunger and fix it! If you can't fuckin tell somebody.

2. Use the shitter, and leave it in a good state. Dont leave your pubes on it, dont leave your saliva on it, your toilet water, your piss, your sweat, whatever the fuck you do in there, errant pieces of toilet paper, pick that shit up.

3. And most imporant....DONT FUCKIN PISS ON THE SEAT!!! What ignorant fuck, in the presence of urinals, bypasses them so they can piss on the toilet with the seat down??? Fuckin dudes who do this are evil fucking scum, and should be put on the same boat with the perverts and pedos, and shipped off to an island somewhere. Fuck these people man.

Instead now we get the MILF Director of Ops coming in here wagging in finger taking shots at everyones man card.. Id like to put my finger somewhere there...


This post should be in every mens room across the world.

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 Post Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:52 pm 
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I gotta take a shit right now man and I just can't, too much traffic in that fucking bathroom. Been in twice hoping to find it empty and there's like 3-4 mothafuckas in there shitting on some cheek to cheek shit. Fuck that. Hold it time. Survival mode. It's gonna feel good when I get home though.

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 Post Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:55 pm 
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:free-laughing-smiley-emoticon: Struggles buddy!!!! All that coffee with the milk doin muthafuckaz IN by days end!!!

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:free-laughing-smiley-emoticon: Struggles buddy!!!! All that coffee with the milk doin muthafuckaz IN by days end!!!


Sweats starting to kick in. Saw fury last night, I'm in the tank, Germans are coming. I got this.

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You got this Truth, we here for you man! LOL

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:lol: killing me right now! Clench, Sergent, clench!!! :lol:

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Whatever you do don't sit back down. Walk that shit off, literally, LOL

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Don't you fucking sneeze either. Who does #2 work for?!?!?!? :rofl:

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I need to sit to work, but I'm getting up every few minutes. Went to take a leak and almost took a major L, now I'm holding it from both ends. Rookie mistake trying to drain the pipe with a shit load of shit hanging in the balance.

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I need to sit to work, but I'm getting up every few minutes. Went to take a leak and almost took a major L, now I'm holding it from both ends.Rookie mistake trying to drain the pipe with a shit load of shit hanging in the balance.



Cmon man, you better than that!

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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:04 am 
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I;m afraid to ask if you made it, LOL

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We aint heard nothin....I think he took a L....

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We aint heard nothin....I think he took a L....


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We aint heard nothin....I think he took a L....


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:lol: :lol: YUP! Car's still at the detailers, tryna get the stains out! :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: YUP! Car's still at the detailers, tryna get the stains out! :lol: :lol:


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I made it. I need an office with a private bathroom. I can't keep playing with fire like this.

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