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Alright time for me to confess some shit. No I aint no fag.

But I just might be a biological daddy. :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon: :lol:

A woman gave birth to a baby this morning, and there stands a very low possibility that the baby is mine.

Basically this was a long standing friend with benefits who had bouts with cancer, and never thought she could have a kid...and then when she beat cancer, she took on the task of getting pregnant artificially. Before all that she asked me to get her preggers, simply donate, I said no. SOOO she went and got shot up with artificial sperm and then got ovulation induced.

Well how could it be yours then Jermaine? Well, we happened to fuck the saturday before she got this procedure done...and to be quite blatent, even thought I aint bust in the girl, i watched her lick it, spit it out, put it on her hands, play with it, and possibly at some point in time while I was gathering myself she could have rubbed it on her self. :lol:

Anyway, she says the next days later, she didnt realize the possibility while being induced that my soldiers could have been in there. She simply got the call from the medical people to come in and do the procedure (which you have to book ahead of time and shit). And I tend to believe the chick, which is rare for me to just believe a chick...so you can imagine I have good reason to trust her.

So fast forward now, she just had the baby this morning, a boy. And I am surprising as cool hand luke about it as I was going in.

But I had to get it off of my chest for my digital domain bro bros. So yea, how did I get here, and who could make this shit up??? :eusa_snooty:

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hahaha!!! As Johnny Cochran would say, no buss, no fuss.


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On the real though, the chances are so mathematically slim that its not even worth thinking over.


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Yeah. Ive since seen pics of the 'Beres' and even showed the pics to my sisted....and we both agree that the classic Mclean characteristics that our babies have had are not at all present...and he looks like the donor pic that she showed me months ago!

:hearty-laugh: fuckin my way right into trouble i tell ya!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: My Shaolin Pull out Tiger Style was flawless, til 2016/2017.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: My Shaolin Pull out Tiger Style was flawless, til 2016/2017.



Reaction time must be slowing down, LMAO!!!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: My Shaolin Pull out Tiger Style was flawless, til 2016/2017.



Reaction time must be slowing down, LMAO!!!


Cant pull the trigger anymore??? Lol. Hop said the ring retires fighters!

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Reaction time must be slowing down, LMAO!!!


Cant pull the trigger anymore??? Lol. Hop said the ring retires fighters!



LMAO, I meant your reaction time must be slowing down, not being able to pull out in time, LOL. Although, lets be honest, is there a better feeling than busting inside?


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Reaction time must be slowing down, LMAO!!!


Cant pull the trigger anymore??? Lol. Hop said the ring retires fighters!



LMAO, I meant your reaction time must be slowing down, not being able to pull out in time, LOL. Although, lets be honest, is there a better feeling than busting inside?


Nope, there really IS NOT!!!! Lol

I didnt come anywhere near this girls vag though, it was head work....we were fucking too many years and I was running too many other girls for her to end it other than serious head game. Nasty girl just got too liberal with the batter afterward...enough to be worried about cross contamination. :lol:

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Reaction time must be slowing down, LMAO!!!


Cant pull the trigger anymore??? Lol. Hop said the ring retires fighters!



LMAO, I meant your reaction time must be slowing down, not being able to pull out in time, LOL. Although, lets be honest, is there a better feeling than busting inside?


Nope, there really IS NOT!!!! Lol

I didnt come anywhere near this girls vag though, it was head work....we were fucking too many years and I was running too many other girls for her to end it other than serious head game. Nasty girl just got too liberal with the batter afterward...enough to be worried about cross contamination. :lol:


:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Shit, then you good!


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I hope so! It is what it is though.

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I hope so! It is what it is though.



Nah, she ain't getting preggers on some rubbed in jizz from dome. :pimp:


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Nah, she ain't getting preggers on some rubbed in jizz from dome. :pimp:


Yeah, hence why I said, low chance....

Especially compared to a directly injected in the lower gut chosen fully test and intentional and donated payload!

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FFS :lol:

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I hope it ends up looking like WladIsTheTruth or Josofo.


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I hope it ends up looking like WladIsTheTruth or Josofo.


WTF :lol:

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Watch this little muthafucka over the next few weeks just morph....transform...unfold into a fuckin carbon copy of me. :facepalm-gesture-smiley-emoticon:

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