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 Post subject: Jermz vs Jamaica
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12 days....day 1 on the resort. Just smashed a bitch. And there were 2 others i could have taken back. JERMZ 220 IS IN COMMAND RIGHT NOW. I aint been this since age 25. :lol: day 2 comin baby!!! Fire and forget!

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Ah shit. Blast away bro!!


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Believe me im doing all i can. Got a bitch i scooped today....tatted head to toe. "Im going for a massage at 5. Then at 6. Youre gonna take me into the ocean so we can watch the sunset and you can fuck me in the water...i dont care who is there!"

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Believe me im doing all i can. Got a bitch i scooped today....tatted head to toe. "Im going for a massage at 5. Then at 6. Youre gonna take me into the ocean so we can watch the sunset and you can fuck me in the water...i dont care who is there!"

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Love when bitches are on vacation. They morals seem to be on vacation too.


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Perfectly said man.

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Talking about. "oh I got a boyfriend" while she takes a magnum outta her purse. LMAO!!


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20 yr old texaz bitch had a run in with a Jamaican Canadian bull last night. It was harder for her to get on than to get off!

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LMAO!!! Vacation fuckin is so good because you can literally get away with almost anything, you ain't trying to get a round 2 with these bitches, never gonna see em again


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Its fucking beautiful!

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Magic in Jamaica, funny shit man I just read this shit and the mini bar dude at the hotel told me I got a better rum for you and he brought me back some Jamaican shit. Next couple rounds on you my nig
I love being drunk before Noon.
Threw that what's free joint on repeat

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Magic in Jamaica, funny shit man I just read this shit and the mini bar dude at the hotel told me I got a better rum for you and he brought me back some Jamaican shit. Next couple rounds on you my nig
I love being drunk before Noon.
Threw that what's free joint on repeat


Niiiiiigggguuuuhhhh....just keeping going.....from Lucea Jamaica to Cacun Mehico.....we all out and poppin....

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20 yr old texaz bitch had a run in with a Jamaican Canadian bull last night. It was harder for her to get on than to get off!



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I need a damn vacation, LOL


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Survived Jamaica Lol. Been a vacation hangover for weeks...tryna get myself motivated to do everything....find a job, go to the gym, start fasting again. Already want another get away.

Good news though after two weeks of binge'ing on food, alcohol and pussy. I only gained about 6 pounds! So not only am lighter than I've ever been in years, but even with a break from diet and gyming, my body isnt blowing back up.

35 lbs for this month is the goal! After I lose 35, that puts me at sub 200 and Ill quit and just gym. Lets go get this!! :boxer:

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Survived Jamaica Lol. Been a vacation hangover for weeks...tryna get myself motivated to do everything....find a job, go to the gym, start fasting again. Already want another get away.

Good news though after two weeks of binge'ing on food, alcohol and pussy. I only gained about 6 pounds! So not only am lighter than I've ever been in years, but even with a break from diet and gyming, my body isnt blowing back up.

35 lbs for this month is the goal! After I lose 35, that puts me at sub 200 and Ill quit and just gym. Lets go get this!! :boxer:



Get after is bro. I hit legs hard yesterday...to damn hard, LOL


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Work the legs man :lol: need those legs strong so you can get up and leave after you fuck lol.

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Work the legs man :lol: need those legs strong so you can get up and leave after you fuck lol.



LMAO!!!

Barbell glute raises man, get you ready to drive that shit home when the bitch is riding wild on top.


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Work the legs man :lol: need those legs strong so you can get up and leave after you fuck lol.



LMAO!!!

Barbell glute raises man, get you ready to drive that shit home when the bitch is riding wild on top.


:lol: :lol:

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Work the legs man :lol: need those legs strong so you can get up and leave after you fuck lol.



LMAO!!!

Barbell glute raises man, get you ready to drive that shit home when the bitch is riding wild on top.


:lol: :lol:



Its the most embarrassing exercise you can do in the gym (unless you are that dude who ego lifts then screams for help when you can't get the bar off your chest) but its great for the legs.


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Work the legs man :lol: need those legs strong so you can get up and leave after you fuck lol.



LMAO!!!

Barbell glute raises man, get you ready to drive that shit home when the bitch is riding wild on top.


:lol: :lol:



Its the most embarrassing exercise you can do in the gym (unless you are that dude who ego lifts then screams for help when you can't get the bar off your chest) but its great for the legs.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats okay my gym is 24 hr...ill go there and do that shit at night with nobody there lol. Or you just buy a bar and some weights and do it in your living room.

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LMAO!!!

Barbell glute raises man, get you ready to drive that shit home when the bitch is riding wild on top.


:lol: :lol:



Its the most embarrassing exercise you can do in the gym (unless you are that dude who ego lifts then screams for help when you can't get the bar off your chest) but its great for the legs.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats okay my gym is 24 hr...ill go there and do that shit at night with nobody there lol. Or you just buy a bar and some weights and do it in your living room.


Nah, I do that shit right at the gym. Embrace that shit. Catch the eye of a cute chick in yoga pants watching you do that shit. Working out in great sweats has its advantages. For some of us anyways.


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I cant be advertising dick and chasing pussy at the gym bro...I got a chick now...im retired I cant do it......

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I cant be advertising dick and chasing pussy at the gym bro...I got a chick now...im retired I cant do it......

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Wait wait wait....someone go you locked down? Story time!!!


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I cant be advertising dick and chasing pussy at the gym bro...I got a chick now...im retired I cant do it......

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Wait wait wait....someone go you locked down? Story time!!!


She trying, and she doin well with it so far...i turned down several fucks last week on general principle...i never do that..

28 year old, full time job in cad design, no kids, 5'8 lean cute and in shape, cooks, cleans, hates feminists, caters to her man, demon in the sack, fire in her soul, but knows that the man leads the team, super respectful, smokes a bit of weed, and is enjoyable to talk to. How do you turn away something like that? Only negative so far is she got a tattoo..and u know how i feels about that, but fuck it, who cares right?

Ya this girl out here triggering my sweet side, and unlike other girls she seems to prefer the sweet side than the asshole one....which is a fuckin anomaly to me. "I dont have any use for your asshole side" she said :lol: might have a smart one here.

It sucks...kinda...because here I was tryna drop down to 200 lbs get in tip top shape so I could tear a trail through bitches all across the greater toronto area this summer and beyond....and this girl is threatening my fuck fest. Jus gotta keep drawing the cards and sus out what it is...so if it aint what it seems, i dont sacrifice my fuck fest.

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