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I thought I had my Best of Big B post in a saved document, but I couldn't find it after the board crash last year. Well, I found some of it, by accident, on a portable hard drive, looking for something else. Unfortunately, it's only 2011 and 2012 (I probably pasted over 2008-2010 with the new stuff, when the first couple years got posted here. Had I only known. But I figure two years worth of stuff is better than nothing. It don't seem right not having any Big B posts on the new board.

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2011

Lottery

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
If you hit the lotto,what would you do with it??


Im talkin the big one.

Sorry I cant only do 3,lol

1.I would take the annual payouts,FUCK that lump sum.I know myself,I would be broke in 5 years :jester:

2.Give to charities,Churches, and hospitals.

3.Help to set up scholarships funds,rehab centers and homeless shelters

4.Buy a big piece of land and build 3 or 4 Nice homes for my family and myself.(Nothing extravagant,But nice homes my family could be proud of.)

5.Write a few nice checks to the folks that did right by me when I was in rough times.

6.Open a few businesses(plumbing company and a BBQ restaurant/sportsbar),to keep myself busy and to give jobs to people that need them.

7.AND NOW for myself I would have to get a old harley or Indian motorcycle (maybe one of each ),a 1965 Pontiac Bonneville convertible and a new truck.


Starbursts

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I buy a kingsize pack of starburst and get 4 red pieces and 3 pink pieces.What the fuck,starburst knows people dont eat them yellow and orange bullshits.Why not just make them in red??


Bad Drivers

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Motherfuckers that cant drive,you see me in that turnin lane what the fuck you think you doin cuttin me off.And hoe ass people that drive with their bright lights on,Dont be surprised when I swerve at ya cuz I cant fucking see who is around me. :finger:


Closet Exit

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Maaaaaaaaaaaan,I dont even know how to type this???Shit is straight funny to me :jester: :jester: :jester: So im gonna just gonna ask flat out??

How do you deal with a friend that comes out queer??BWAHAHAHA!!!! ,Man I can hardly type shit is fuckin HILARIOUS.


The dude was a friend I grew up wit and was part of the crew,not a best friend of mine but still always crew???Everybody wondered why he stopped coming around.I never in my life would have thought this shit??Im SHOCKED!!!Dude has a wife and kid.

Im fucking shocked :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh:

He never had girl friends until he got married??But we used all get whores and shit???

I have no idea how to even talk to this guy??


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I never in my life thought dude was gay.He acted scared of bitches back in the day but then he started bangin fat chicks and marryed a decent lookin chick.The dude did a hell of a job keepin that shit secret


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
The wife is fuckin weird to,I heard she said "I wish I knew he liked it in the ass before I marryed him" :jester: :jester: :jester: .Supposedly their tryin to find somebody to bang both of em with out getting divorced???I feel sorry for their kid and dudes dad.That dudes dad is gonna flip when he hears about this shit.


Fiscally responsible.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I like Gin,its probally my go to drink cuz its so cheap.A 5th of Bumpyface and a 2 liter of minute maid lemonade will get me blasted for 10 bucks


Big B's last day of high school

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I remember when I was like 16 I had just quit school,Me and my homeboy had a 1/2 gallon of E&J and we sat on my front porch and got sloppy drunk.Well come bout 6 in the morning we see my neighbor across the street heading out the door to go to school.Their were a few cats at school I had beef with and I tell my buddy "Im goin to jump on the bus and go beat the hell outta ole boy" he said cool lets ride "We go to the bus stop and I jump on the bus and and take my seat and I look out the window and my homeboy is standin their laughin and wavin and shit :jester: :jester: .I get to the school and im wasted,I got on a button up shirt with koolade and E&J all over the front of it.I never see dude but I got in a pushing/wrestling match with the principal.I break loose and hit the front door just in time to get gang tackled by the police.Shit was all fucked up :devillaugh: :devillaugh:

I ended up with a DJO (juvenile probation) over that shit.


What twitter is good for

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Im run the BHO twitter,but since we have no update I mainly use it to try to holler at hoes and see what Uncle Rucus has been up to since The Boondocks got cancled :devillaugh:


What to do in a tornado

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Nothin like drinkin in a tornado.HAHA,Shit was crazy.I was just sittin at the house drankin a little bit waitin to head out for the night.I hear it storming and when I go to leave I got trees knocked all over the street,all major roads and highways were shut down,houses demolished.Straight crazy and my dumb ass had no idea :lol: :lol: Im glad nobody got hurt.


Hygiene

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Yall should hang with my uncle than.Out of the last 18 years of living/being around dude a ton,nobody in my family has every seen him wash his hands :devillaugh: :devillaugh:


Bin Laden is dead.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
:jester: :jester:

I just seen a fat kid wearing a football jersey running down the road with a American flag tied to a 2x4 :devillaugh:


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Me personally I dont think I could "celebrate" his death but I do kinda feel a sense of relief.I remember how bad everybody felt the day of 9/11 and I think a lot of Americans feel good like somebody finally answered for the actions of 9/11.


On people who don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I remember my ole nasty ass uncle would come in hung over from like a 3 day meth bender and be like "You boys hungry,im cookin".Me and my brothers be like "Naw thats all you" :devillaugh:



On anime.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Anime???You mean like cartoon porn??I dont fuck wit that


How many credit cards do you have?

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
ZERO,not like I aint tryed for some of them but I guess when they run my credit they get the vibe I aint gonna pay em back :devillaugh:


Happy birthday, Brando.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Thanks fellas,damn im only 26 but as much bs ive put up with over the years I feel 56 :jester: :jester:

I went out last weekend for my b day,took my younger brother whos never been to a bar and got him tore up :devillaugh: Dude was trashed.This chick we all know got kinda chunky and she walked up to brother and was like "hi" he said "I know you" and said the name of this swoll ass munster bitch we know :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh: That chicks feelings was all hurt :devillaugh: :devillaugh:

I sat at the pad last night and got twisted with my brother,my cousin and his chick.Nothin crazy but I still had fun.


Times are a changing.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
primetime21335 wrote:
You know it would be kind of cool to be black in some ways.

Man how has the world changed :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh:


On Korean cuisine.

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
All Dogs Go To Heaven fool not your muthafuckin dinner plate


Jo poses the question, "Is finito now the most knowledgable boxing fan on here?"

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Oh fuck,Finito is the most knowledgable person here now??I been away from this site too long.


Mr. Wendal

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Seems like I cant leave my house with out getting begged for money.My neighborhood has become over riddin with homeless folks.Now they dont really bother me and when I have some money I normally slip em a few bucks.Hell I gave a guy a 20 spot before cuz I had a pocket full of money and felt in the giving spirit.

But today I have this guy come rollin up in a wheelchair and he has no legs.Im tryin to work on my car in front of a O'Riellys and dude says

Homeless guy-"Hey you know my boy Bruno Samartino?",
Me-"NO"(but I knew dude was wrestler but I wasent tryin to get caught up in a conversation"
Homeless guy-"He was a wrestler,I need 30 cents"(and he puts his hand out)
Me-Sorry man I honestly do not have a dime in my pocket.
Homeless guy-I need 30 cents
Me-Man,I would give it to you if I had it,I dont sorry (dude had me half mad by then)
Homeless guy-(guy sits their for a minute or 2 not sayin nothin,givin me mean looks while I go back to messin with my car.)
Me-Hey man,I aint got no change man(dude gives me a mean mug and rolls off)

I felt bad for the dude,but damn how im gonna give dude something I aint got.


On Gay Fighters

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Im about 99.9% sure that GSP fella is a queer,I seen him choke a fighter out with his ball sack one PPV fight.


Pussy whipped (without pussy)

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
All right long story short,I go out after the Pacman fight with my uncle,this chick he runs around with and a few family members.My uncle is in love with this little fat chick,dude has her livein in his crib,payin her bills,the whole 9 yards and he has never even got any pussy from her.Well,were all drunk and my cousin ask my uncle what the bitches deal was and he though she was diggin him and if my uncle and her were goin out??My uncle tells him "No,were just friends and she is like my sister" so my cousin was like cool.

I look over at the end of the night and this bitch is makin out with my cousin,nothing is said and we go back to my uncles.When I get back over their my uncle is no where to be found and their is a house full of people,bout 10 minutes later he flys up in the driveway bout 70 mph and locks the brakes up,gets out drunk slammin shit and runnin his mouth.Im sittin at the table and I had a soda I was drinking,he snatched it from me and pours his liquor in it and trys to drink it as fast as he can,I look at dude and say "Your a motherfuckin piece of shit" dude starts runnin his mouth "IM A PIECE OF SHIT??I GOT A NICE HOUSE,I GOT A BRAND NEW CAR,I GOT A 70k A YEAR JOB,BLAH,BLAH...",I tell dude all calm "Oh yeah lets step outside".We get in the front yard dude is running from me,I chase dude through 3 yards,he is steadly running his mouth but wont stop and fight and now I got his little fat bitch roommate pushin on me and screamin at the top of her lungs.So finally I said fuck it and burnt out cuz dude was threating to call the law.

My question is now he's tryin to play it off like he was drunk and dont remember what he said,and is sayin how sorry he is.Im like fuck that dude it aint the first time or even the second time he's pulled shit like that and he's not the same person since he's been havin this bitch around.Should I just let it go??Or be like look man,your a pussy,your gettin played and this bitch is fuckin with your head (and pockets) hardcore,I cant fuck wit you no more if this bitch gonna stay around??

I mean this bitch was in the front yard screamin "THIS IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE,YOU GOTTA GO!!".Im like dude you let this trick say some shit like that,That aint never gave you no pussy"


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
See and he knows that shit,he knows the bullshit ive been through and how far I have come over last 4-5 years or so.So anytime me and him get into it,he uses that as his go to line.He wont ever do it cuz he knows then hes gonna catch a ass whoopin from the rest of our family,but its the 1st thing he says.

Ive made my mind up,im not gonna hold a grudge,if im at a family function ill say whats up but im not hangin around the dude no more.I should have been smarter the other night and just left,but dude was sayin some foul shit and actin a fool.


Smart phone

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
When it comes to phones im old school,I want a phone that works properly and I can hear on,I still got my same cell from 2003 or 2004.Nothin fancy,old ass flip phone.

Ive bounced it off walls,ive thrown it a people,ive gotten it semi wet,hell ive even kick that motherfucker before and the only thing that ever happens is the battery pops out.


Guilty about winning

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
And after I win this mug again this year,im gonna hang em up.4 BHO championships in 3 years is too much.I need to give Burowz a chance to win before his head explodes


Best fight coming to your area?

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Pretty sure Leon Spinks is fightin the crack dealer behind the White Castles again tonight.Its about as good as your gonna find in STL here soon.But hey it FREE :mrgreen:


Bad teacher

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Their was a teacher at my school that used to run his mouth all the time.I found out the reason he was at our school is cuz at his former school somebody throw a bag over his head and stomped the shit out of him.


Thanksgiving

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving man....................And the rest of yall,Happy Thinksgiving


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Sounds great man,my turkey is self basting so I dident want to brine it in case it took too much salt.Im just throwing it in the oven tomorrow morning,we got all the trimmings.Last year,I smoked a turkey over apple wood,pretty good but it wasent worth all the work.


The Past

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
We were cleanin out my great grandma's house and we found a family tree type of deal.Well it turns out my great great great grandfather was a pretty big slave owner.Not just a slave owner,but he had a whole plantation in Mississippi.Kinda crazy when you open up a book and it says some shit like that.It kinda shocked me.


Hell then we found a typed out diary from my grannys great great uncle where he was captured in the Civil War.


Pujols leaves St. Louis

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
That no good slimy cocksucker.

Now take your restaurant and get it the fuck out of town.

I hope Albert's wife starts bangin Torii Hunter...........that a teach em. :devillaugh:


LOL,statue now has security.I was gonna go take a leak on it too.

LOL,They done changed the name of that shithole restaurant :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh:



Fuck yeah, Brando ranks BHO posters

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Gruber>Dbo>Jermz>Souljah>Burowz>Kaos>Truth>Anis>Geo>CGJ>Cole>Bonea>Moe>Prime>Joso>Vendetta> Wlad>>Finito>Victor......................... :bb: :bb: :bb: :bb: FUCKS WIT ME!!!


Never forget

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
primetime21335 wrote:
Anis was pm'ing me on the sneak tip saying that finito is a bitch ass dude...

You emailed back pecker pictures huh?? :devillaugh:


Internet Beef

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I dont think ive ever really had a internet beef??I try to stay neutral and cool wit everybody,I just dont see the point in fightin over the internet.I always been like that though,I was never the type of dude when I was mad at somebody I would call them up and talk tough,I would just bomb on them when I seen them.Fuck that talkin nonsense,thats how you end up gettin whooped.You get punched in the mouth when your runnin your mouth or you give somebody a heads up,to get on you first.


What would be your fight strategy against Cristiane Cyborg?

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Punch her square in the weiner


A great loss

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Im lucky enough to of had 2 of my great grandmothers to be part of my life.Well last night I lost one of them,shes was 89 years young and was one of the toughest women ive ever known.She was a mother of 12 children and spent her whole life workin the fields and raisin kids.She will be dearly missed.

She had not left her home in Sikeston,MO more than maybe a handful of times to come up to St Louis.


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
She had a lot of people that loved her,12 kids that had tons of kids and now those kids are having kids.Probally will be 200 people at the services..........I think I dont feel as sad as I feel blessed that we had her this long.89 is a long life,just wish I could say it was a easy life,but she would not have been the same person if it was IMO.She is probally one of the strongest woman ive ever known.She could work the field,pick berrys until her hands bleed,ring a chickens neck for that nights dinner or swing the door open at midnight with a shotgun in your face cuz you showed up unannounced to stay the weekend.She just say "Oh I thought yall were breakin in,im gonna make yall something to eat".Shes defentally gonna be missed.I gotta head down to Sikeston on Thursday.Gonna be kinda rough doin that and the Christmas thing but we'll make it work.


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Thanks fellas,We just counted up her kids,grand kids and great grand kids.Shit is mind blowing.11 kids,24 grandchildren,36 Great-Grandchildren,3 Great-Great-Grandchildren.


Fetish?

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I like the cougars


Fiscally responsible drinking

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I tryed to scotch for a while,I just could not aquire the taste for it.If your ever lookin for some quality legit bourbon,try Buffalo Trace.Its the best cheap liquor ive ever had(under 20 bucks)


Another Christmas

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Merry Christmas everyboyd.I hope yall have a good one.....................Now what did yall get :devillaugh: j/k


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Thats whats up,we did Christmas today at my grandmas,then tomorrow at my brothers.I got some T Shirts and 2 packs of boxers that are 2 sizes too small :devillaugh: And 50 bucks that I had to use to cook dinner for everybody :angryfire: :angryfire: But its all good,I had fun watchin my nephew tare open his presents


2012

It's a bummer when...

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
When you think you gotta fart and you shit your drawers :devillaugh:


Home Invasion

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
One of my great uncles had someone come into his house,he put 2 into that fuckers chest and kept him at gun point til the police got their


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I know this dude that was at a party and got into a fight with this old head,the old head whooped his ass all over the yard so dude went to his whip and came back with one of those big ass samurai swords.Dude stabbed the old head through the stomach and it came out his neck.It killed the guy but some how dude got off with a extremely light sentence???



BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Im not sure how he got a way with it like that.It happened back in like '02 and I heard dude got out about a year ago.It happened at one of my real good homeboys uncles house,we went over their the next day and it was fuckin sick,their was a kids swimming pool that the guy fell in to,it was bout 1/2 filled with water and it had the thickest nasty almost black blood floatin in it.

I dont know how dude got out??But it dont surprise me,Shit I had a homeboy that got a fight with somebody,dude left and came back with a shotgun and killed my homeboy.Dude got a 1st degree murder charge knocked down to a "5 year involuntary manslaughter"sentence and was out within 3.


Super Bowl

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Congrats to the NY Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!And all the GIANTS FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Especially my BHO bruthas!!!!!!!!!!


AIDS

Quote:
Pinky got the deal


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
josofo wrote:
is aids usually called the deal?

Yep,stay away from them girls that got the deal JoJo.Or in your case them dudes if you got your million dollar opportunity :devilflip: :jester:


Pedestal after death

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Im not disrespectin Whitney but im tired of celebritys becoming God like idols and role modles after they pass,sure the girl could sing and she left us tons of great music.But lets be real she dident die saving a bunch of school children from a fire.


Big B's crew

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I like Chris Brown,if I was famous he would be in my crew.Me,Chris Brown,Charlie Sheen,David Hasslehoff,Allan Iverson and Ricky Hatton...............that would be my party crew :devillaugh:


My Iced Tea brother

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I dont care what these fools say.Nothin better in the summer time then sweet iced tea in a mason jar.

Image


Domestic Dispute

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I had to toss my uncles wanna be fat ass old lady on the ground a while back.My uncle come in super drunk,slammin shit cuz my cousin was gettin on her all night (after he told my cousin they was just friends).Then my cousin takes the bitch in the bathroom and my unk starts actin tough to me.Long story short I escorted him outside and pretty much chased him around his front yard and all his neighbors yards,then his fat cunt of a wanna be girlfriend ran up to me swingin talkin bout "Leave you motherfucker,this is my house"(at my uncles house) so I snatched her up by her head and tossed her clean onto the street.

Were cool now,but she knows if she started some shit it would piss off my grandma and her bleedin my unk dry would possibly come to a end.The bitch acts stupid but shes smart as a motherfucker.



BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Lol,Did I tell that??well I wasent sure if I did cuz I was kinda ashamed of it but forreal sometimes a chick needs to be put in her place,now I would never in my life just straight up buck off on a chick but if she comes up swinging on me ill damn sure shove her.What ever it takes for me to get away from that situation,if I can getaway from her with out puttin hands on her thats what ill do,but sometimes bitches try to play smart and wait for you to not be paying attention.


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Why this dumb bitch call me yesterday screamin "YOUR TRYIN TO RUIN ME AND YOUR UNCLES FRIEND RELATIONSHIP!!!".I pretty much said "Look trick,you was wearin my uncles basketball shorts then your drunk ass made it a point to ask me if I thought he would get mad if you let your boyfriend fuck you while you had his shorts on,lose my number ho"

I mean I wasent supposed to tell my unk bout some shit like that??That shit is foul.And in his house :devillaugh:


Mexico

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Ive been to good ole Nuevo Larado,Mexico....................and ill never go back,that place is too damn crazy.I also have seen Canada from Detriot but dident have my id to cross

San Antonio is still about 3 hours away.When I went you did not need a passport but I heard that has changed.Man the place I went to was CRAZY!!!I would never go back,I should have known better than to listen to the dumb fuck that took me :devillaugh:We got in a cab and drove about 10 minutes into Mexico,we pulled into a what looked to be a compound with 15 foot high concrete walls,when inside it was all dirt roads and nothing but bars,clubs,whore houses,pool halls,over the counter pharmacy's,gambling halls,ect.Ive seen all kinds of stuff but nothing like this in my life,it was straight out of a scene of a wild west movie.Also dont take any pocket knives,we got stopped by the policia and dude I was with had a basic folding pocket knive,well long story short we were all escorted at machine gun point into a back of a pick up truck and took to the station,they rolled us for 600 bucks to get him out of jail.

Im not even gonna lie I was shook there for a second,I sure thought we was gonna end up in a ditch.If I was you if you do go,dont wonder off and stay in the touristy part.And im pretty sure when I went the sun was just goin down and we were the only ones goin to Mexico but their was a shitload of folks comin back,so it might be safe to make a day trip :jester:


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Well I will say we were in a part of the country we shouldent have been.I knew better too but dude kept on talkin bout "Its cool.I been their before".Crazyest part was when I had to go the money out of the ATM.Police sent me with this crackhead messenger they had,dude was running up to random cars and give them 2 or 3 bucks and we would get in and ride to the ATM.If you just rent a van and drive around you should be fine.Me and my dumbass buddy went lookin for a party and we found it :devillaugh: :devillaugh: But for the most part I cant lie,besides for the police we fuckin kicked it,hell after we got dude out of jail we stayed down their partyin til sunrise :devillaugh:


4th of July

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Well over here shit has been so hot out and we havent had shit for rain so a lot of places are canceling their firework displays.Im hoping they dont cancel the display up the road from me.

But during the day im BBQ'in for some friends and family(ribs,pork steaks,sausages,chickens,ect),gonna eat,drink some beers and catch the Cards game (nothin too much).Then at night ima go watch fireworks,might say fuck it and go watch em at the Arch on the riverfront and shoot some off too,drink more beer(maybe some whiskey as well :mrgreen: ) and maybe shut down a local bar.

Nothin too much but it'll be fun.4th Of July has always been my favorite holiday,I always try to have a get together,last years got out of hand with my stupid ass,super drunk cousin fallin down my concrete basement steps and KO'ing himself out cold :jester: ambulance came and everythang,lol.He aint get the invite this year :devillaugh:
BHO in 2012

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Still the same ole shitheads talkin shit about the same ole shit,lol


Dirk Nowitski inside information

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
:jester: :jester: :jester:

A few years back,the news here in STL said the police did a raid type deal at Dirk's house in Texas and took down a chick that had been on the run from St.Charles (a county of St Louis)....................Dirk is bangin them gangsta bitches :jester: :jester: :jester:


27th Birthday

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Thanks brutha,I had a blast last night,I went to dinner at TGI Friday's then local pub hoppin and after that the casino.Luckly,after blowin all types of cash on getting stupid drunk,they still let me in the casino and I got em for bout 250 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: .....I had a good night last night though,but woke to very sobering news about a old friend of mine passing :(


Are there any organizations that can compete with YAKUZA?

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Microsoft,that Bill Gates is ruthless


Whores

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I remember when I was a kid we used to go down in the city and pick up hookers,my homeboys would all get domed up behind the trash can but I was always kinda freaked out.Then one day we picked one up and my homeboy got blown behind a building,than the chick wanted a ride so we took her where she wanted to go,when she was getting out of the car we all started talkin shit to her and calling her all types of names.Then shit got REAL!!!!!!That bitch said "YALL THINK THATS FUNNY??THEN YOU GONNA THINK THIS IS REAL FUNNY" I looked down and that bitch was waving his dick around :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh: We dogged the shit out of ole boy,till this day I always talk shit to dude when I see him.All I remember was on the ride home dude was super quite and every once in a while he would say "Man please dont tell nobody"..................we told everybody :jester:


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Hell when I was a kid my dad ran a escort service,we used to have fine ass bitches in and out of our house all time.I remember watching the Tyson-Holyfield 1 fight with about 4 big titty bitches :jester: :jester: I used to want to bang all of em :devillaugh: :devillaugh: Theirs a difference between a call girl and a hooker,call girls get check once a month and keep their shit in order and hookers just lookin for that next dope fix.


Novelty Hats

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
I am also all for hillbillys that wear funny hats,I seen a guy the other day that had a hat on that said "Stick it in her Pooper" :devillaugh: :devillaugh: :devillaugh: That shit made my day,lol


Thanksgiving

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Happy late Thanksgiving Fellas!!!!!!!!!!!!!We went to my grandma and grandpa's (My dad's parents) Thursday and were doin Thanksgiving Saturday with my Grandpa and uncles (Mom's side)...........................So if tomorrows post seem "DRUNK" they ARE!!!!!!!!!!lol


Powerball

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
When I win the Powerball tonight BHO is goin mainstream.BHO will be getting a facelift :jester: :jester:


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Well looks like were not goin mainstream :devillaugh:


End of the World 12/21/2012

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Worlds Shittyest EnD of the World EVER!!!!!


Christmas 2012

BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
Merry Christmas fellas.I wish you all the best,eat good and drink even better :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
dbo wrote:
Happy holidays, gents. We've celebrated how many Christmas seasons together?

Well this is my 5th year,I was late to this site but its been a trip to talk shit with you guys.


BIGBrandon2785 wrote:
What everybody get for Christmas??

Me I got

-A leather jacket
-My PS3 out of the pawn shop :mrgreen:
-Dolce & Gabana Light Blue cologne
-Armani Code cologne
-2 plain tees
-1 pair of sweatpants
-A new cordless phone

Not a bad deal,all stuff I could use.I really like my jacket and I woulda been pissed if I lost my PS3 :devillaugh: OH!!! And a 5th of Jim Beam :jester:


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This dude Brandon is the double champ. Congrats homie!

Thank ya sir


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So its common knowledge that I run BHO Fantasy Football :fku: :fku: :devilflip:

Great season everybody,I cant wait for next years league.

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Good on you, Gruber.

Much appreciated.


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I miss the big guy and his crazy ass stories. The good die young.

RIP Brando.

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I miss the big guy and his crazy ass stories. The good die young.

RIP Brando.



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Really great stuff, G. I miss Big B. I know he would of dropped some classic lines on some of these world topics. Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, Ferguson, ISSIS, Ebola. Brandon was a funny dude.

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I miss the big guy and his crazy ass stories. The good die young.

RIP Brando.

This made me extra sad.

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I miss the big guy and his crazy ass stories. The good die young.

RIP Brando.


We miss you also brother.

I hope you are both nodding in confirmation that a group of misfits from a mothafucking chat forum really are fam.

Good shit Grubs.

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Its weird...
I come here and it makes me sad.


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Yeah, Big B was a helluva fella. Bless his soul. I figure I would have had a damn good time at one of his cook outs.

Tell me this would not be fun, drinking beer with Big B in a tornado.

It would have been cool to go on a 911 call with Kaos.


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This was fun to read.


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This was fun to read.

The first three years had the best stuff, but the rest isn't too shabby.

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Brandon was a great storyteller--that was his real gift. And he was just a kind dude. Unless you send him dick pics. lol


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Brandon was a great storyteller--that was his real gift. And he was just a kind dude. Unless you send him dick pics. lol

That always cracked me. Brando was the most jovial dude, but the dick picks was just too far. He was livid. :lol:

I miss Big B.

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